great firewall of australia

(3:59:30 PM) me: great firewall of australia is a fricken stupid idea and we should protest
(3:59:46 PM) jjj: my liberal left wing side of me says protest
(3:59:56 PM) jjj: my right wing capitalist side smells opportunity!

I'm here and it smells like orange

Text Messages Received Saturday 27th Sept

12.56 Come
14.46 I am drunk
17.31 They only want you when your seventeen
21.46 I'm on a bus
22.05 I'm here and it smells like orange

Who knew?

So procrastinating...

I thought my typing speed was like 30wpm or something but I just took this test and without even trying, my speed was apparently 60wpm!

Meanwhile.... nothing.

I know it's not christmas... but

AS IF Mary got away with that whole 'virgin birth' story.

It really does put just a tinsy shadow of doubt over the rest of the story now doesn't it...

I like mtb's theory from a while ago that maybe Mary had a male conjoined twin growing inside her and so she impregnated herself with her brothers sperm.



Falls down a bit though cause it's unlikely the foetus would have gone through puberty, but it's still more believable than a virgin birth.

Car Combat

Generally car combat time starts around 10 minutes from home and works into a crescendo that peaks as we walk in the door to our share-house so Nai and Tanya get to hear the end.

Today jon decided our car combat time would be spent deciding whether it is ok for a boss to buy their staff gift vouchers for a brothel as a christmas present. He compared it to buying a bottle of wine.

a brand new person!

Charli Violet Datson or Chip arrived this week and it was very exciting!

think think think think think think

did a workshop about how to think today, it was pretty good

Half way through though, a piece of the ceiling about as big as a saucer fell and nearly hit someone on the head.

too much thinking can be dangerous

Playing Houseboating

Murray at Mannum









Smoke Signals



Cup Cake Pyramid Birthday Cake!! Yum



Cruising in the Jacuzzi









Cryptic crosswords and bon fires



he looks so comfortable for a human



aaahhhhh

Take it off

Went to try to buy some clothes for work today. I think it’s time I realised I’m going to be here for a while and should probably stop wearing jeans everyday and make a bit of effort. So I thought I’d get a skirt, found one in cue for $140, was pretty nice… went down the road and found one just as nice for $29.95! bargain..

If only the zip hadn't have broke when I tried to do it up… in such a position that I couldn’t get it off. I tried to go over my head, but it got stuck, I tried to pull over my hips... stuck.

The sales assistant tried to yank it, but couldn’t get it off. Then she was like well, do you want to buy it? I said I didn’t think I would cause I’m pretty sure the zip’s broken. She went off to try to figure out what to do, brought back a couple of other assistants, they all had a go… no budging. Been in the change room for 15 minutes by now… with 4 of them trying to get it off me. I said I had to go, and in the end they had to cut the skirt off of me with scissors, it was embarrassing.

splendour...

where's tani?



talent



aaww









making friends








tanibreni


2 heads


yup..


Warren Ellis



neat pleats



look over there ->


e is for eddiee


long lunch...





hail the sparkly things


sunset.