Wednesday, May 30, 2007

funni logos

This made me laugh today when everything else was extremely dreary.

http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/


In other unrelated news that everyone knows but i haven't recorded:

My sister currently has a 5.5 cm person growing in her and reports that she is an eating machine.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Holidayed

Just got back from holiday that consisted of eating stuff like this:



And sitting around like this:



With a lot of Soongs like these:



It was a pretty good holiday, but now my pants don’t really fit properly and I have a stronger aversion to shopping malls than ever before.

Stuff I like about Malaysia

Assam laksa – J’s popo makes really good assam laksa which is spicy and sour fish noodle soup not at all like the coconutty stuff you get here and J’s dad vacuum packs it and brings it back and the customs lady at Adelaide airport is surprisingly nice about it.

That everybody is allowed to ride a motorbike – small children, old men, a guy with two children and a baby while talking on the phone… yup, everyone, all at once. And when they do ride they wear their jackets back to front.

40 min quality foot massage for $15 – note: don’t drink the ginger tea. Actually I was really scared cause I can’t really handle ppl touching my feet. They are ultra ticklish. I think this was pretty evident cause about 10 mins in the masseuse slapped me hard and told me to relax.

Cute Malaysian accent lah
Yah lah
No lah
Of course lah
Cannot.
Also cannot.

I think they should use ‘Correct’ and ‘Also Correct’ as the antonyms of 'Cannot' and 'Also Cannot' but they don’t.

Things I dont like about Malaysia:

J's obsession with malls - Mid valley mega mall, 1-utama mega mall, KL cc mega-mall plus like 10 other massive malls.

Shop assistants insisting on staying within a metre of you at all times, even if you walk around the same rack 5 times you cant lose them.

Coming back to work. :(

See happy snaps here.