Hat power

All the alarms just went off and I got to shoo away lots of smelly students whilst wearing my shiny red hat and standing with my arms crossed blocking the door.

One student had the cheek to ask if I was serious..
I replied in my fire-warden-ascertive tone that I most certainly was serious, that this was not a drill and that he had better move immediately to the designated assembly area unless he had a death wish.

Turns out it was a false alarm, however all the academics seem to have gone home so after all that excitement I think I might go home too.. for a nap..