Postit Power... or lack of

Met missi at the pub for what was supposed to be a quick post work pint… 3 imperial pints, a shot of cheap vodka, a massive bowl of chips and mushroom sauce and some kind of Tooheys super strong extra cold dry bullshit beer in a bottle later we stumbled home to her house and finished off the night with a caffreys irish ale from her fridge that has this note stuck on the door:


and this one inside..