I carried a watermelon

I have cable ties keeping my basket attached to my bike.

My helmet leaves a black residue on my forehead and everyday I don’t realise its there until around lunchtime.

The bell on my bike no longer rings, but makes a pathetic clicking sound.

I tend to ride pigeon toed with my heels sticking out so that my trousers dont get caught in my chain, but sometimes they still do, and now they all have oil stains and several have small tears.

Today on my way to work,
I was overtaken by a guy wearing roller blades.